“You’ll never marry anyone else, you’re mine.”
“I wanted to be. I wanted it so badly but not anymore.”

“Marie Antionette was one of her favorite roles to play, of course I was always eating her cake.”

“I didn’t want to hurt my back!”
“Why? It’s not like you ever do anything athletic.”
“Well, that’s not entirely true, now is it?”
“Fine, nothing that requires removing your scarf”
“That was one time, it was chilly.”